That's What She Said Monday

I wanna come but im scared to.

That's what she said.

Preaching Baby

This is just too funny, and weird not to post. It's a baby preaching in church.

Good times.

Just a late night trip to McDs for a coke and a burger.

Or did my friend and I accidentally walk in a hoochie club? Please just say no to skin tight shirt/shorts outfits.

My dream of being a singer are still alive thanks to Kim Kardashian

At young age I loved music, and looked up to some of my favorite singers. Thanks to technology, and if you're a women that has curves, a singing career is easy as 1,2,3.

Check out the latest single by Kim Kardashian, now "pop star", formly known as being a little rich girl, and made a sex tap with Ray Jay.

 

Can you say a grammy award next year? I think not. First hearing the song you may think, are my ears bleeding, am I in a nightmare, or what the hell is that noise? Sadly this is called "music". 

Some of the comments on youtube are very entertaining. Let's go over a few:

"Why are people so RUDE she is pretty good and I think she could have a music career if she wanted one!!!!  GREAT JOB KIM!!!!!"
I think it's rude for someone to make awful music.

"In a video she debuts it in a club and all the people were doing was talking and standing around. Haha. THAT should have given her a some sort of sign that her career's gonna end faster than Ke$ha's."
I def. like the connections that comment made.

"just stay to being pretty cause ur a terrible at singing"
Like everyone woman should do, just be pretty and stay silent. JK!

"This song reminds me of her sex tape"
That comment has to be my favorite. 

Not only does it sound like she's just talking, but the lyrics are terrible. Another out in the club with my girls song. No real emotions, just another get rich off of drunk college girls.

Let's please prevent pretty little rich girls from trying to make pop careers. Just say no. Kim Kardashian has given me inspiration that if she can get a single out, auto-tune the shit out of it, so can I. Unfortunately for Kim I think I could do a little bit better then her. Some advice for her, just stick to your unneeded drama "reality show".

Things not to miss

Here are some movies and games that are going to be released or will be soon:

This game should be very exciting for all those Gears of War fans out there. As it was simply explained to me, "you get to play a space pirate!"

A comedy with my celeb crush, Robert Downey Jr. The movie centers around a guy trying to make it in time for the birth of his child,  and all the crazy things that happen along the way.

Coming to Theater:

This is def. a movie I would suggest. A cute lizard is trying to find himself in a western town. What makes it even better is Johnny Depp plays the voice! This movie comes out March 4th.