Tuesday, June 28, 2011

2011 Summer Movies

So many good movies are coming out, or have already hit the theater. Here is a list and a few trailers or some movies that will be worth seeing.

June
17th: Mr. Popper's Penguins- Who doesn't love penguins?!

24th: Cars 2

29th: Transformers: Dark of the moon

July
8th: Horrible Bosses- A movie I'm sure everyone can somehow relate to.

22nd: Captain America

Monday, June 27, 2011

That's What She Said Monday


[Talking about moving a hot tub]
My arms are gonna hurt tonight.
That's what she said.

[Talking about life]
That's pretty heavy.
That's what she said.

[Talking about a phone]
That's a pretty one.
That's what she said.


Happy Monday!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Ain't that the truth

Randomness






Not sure how I found this,but it's just too funny. Enjoy. :]

Apartment living: Just one step up from a trailer park

Apartments are an essential to those who don't want to own a home, or can't. I have lived in apartments since I was roughly 13, and for the most part they have been  a decent place to live. One place I'd never want to live at, sorry if this offends some people, a trailer park. After living at my current apartment place I wonder if I've got my thought process backwards.

My lovely friend and I at a local trailer park

There is nothing like waking up, going to check your mail, and hearing through your open window about your new neighbor. How interesting to meet a new person, unless that person is talking to the people above you, and sounds like he wrote Catch me if you can.


I have no idea where this new guy lives, but I found out he used to "own a mortgage company, was addicted to pills, from California, and came here to help out a friend". Luckily for me my upstairs neighbor nor the guy talking ouside of my ground level apartment didn't know I was listening since my blinds were closed.

For the most part my neighbors are nice, and we usually chit chat as I walk to my apartment. On the other hand some neighbors can be very weird, and never stop amazing me. Not all apartment, or trailer parks are that bad, but since I live in one of the cheapest places in town, I guess I can't ask for some of the residents to have class.

Again my lovely friend, bring out the class

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Meet Sophia

This is my cat. Just a funny photo. I don't think she fully understands how to lift weights.

Summer time activies: Tanning!

Sitting out on a beach, letting the sun rays soak in. This activity will sound fun to most, but for me I do not like to tan. I've received so many questions to why I don't like to tan. One question I got from a co-worker: don't you ever go outside? Yes, I go outside but I don't like skin cancer.

Many of my friends tan, but I do not see the point in tanning. My makeup name is porcelain, so tanning would take forever for me. I don't tan I burn.


This is what pops into my mind when I think of a girl that tans a lot. I have many friends that do tan and don't look like this, but tanning isn't for me. Somehow I get the weird looks for being ok with being so pale. Excuse me for not wanting to look like a oompa loompa.


Now come on,  is not being tan really that bad? At least I won't get skin cancer, and my skin will look younger longer. What are some guys thoughts on girls that tan,or over tan?Over tanning isn't just happening to women, men  are also over tanning. What do the ladies think of it? I like myself a tall, naturally dark guy, but if he actually goes to the tanner, turn off. What are your thoughts?

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Anthony Weiner Scandal

Could you have any worse of a name?

  
Couldn't the media think of a better caption? I personally feel bad for this wife. I would never marry a guy if my last name would be Mrs. Weiner.

Penguin ends up in New Zealand

An emperor penguin takes a wrong turn and ends up in New Zealand. How cute of a story is this? This is reported to be the first time in 40 years.



Awesome photo of the penguin. Wish I could of been there!

Here is a cute video clip of the lost penguin.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Jackass star dies: Ryan Dunn

Some very sad news today, Ryan Dunn died in a car accident. Out of all the stunts he did, he dies from a simple car accident. Such a sad story.

According to TMZ, Yahoo! and other sites, Dunn was in his 2007 porshce, and around 3a.m was in a one car accident. The car was also said to be set on fire.


RIP Ryan Dunn


That's What She Said Monday


 [Talking about the shake weight]
I'm afraid I'm gonna smack myself.
That's what she said.

I ruined a good pair of pants.
That's what she said.

I'd ride the squashy.
That's what she said.

[Talking about food]
You're still eating that?!
That's what she said.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Vancouver Fans Riot over Stanley Cup 2011

I knew hockey was a big thing in Canada, but Vancouver fans rioted after their team lost. I can understand if you really like a sports team, but what makes someone a fan break windows  and set cars on fire?

Shouldn't Canada just be happy that they were at the Stanley Cup, and not go crazy over it. Here is just one of the many images from Vancouver that you can find on Google Images.





And also an interesting video of what happened that day.Around 130 people were sent to the hospital. Why do people act so crazy over a game? There is always next year.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Oldies: The classic songs that secretly talk about sex

There are so many oldies out there that causally bring up sex without you even knowing. In today's day and age, that is very different. Artists these days don't care, and just say hey let's have sex. Barry White knew how to seduce a women.

Gold
Barry White wasn't the only guy that knew how to romance it up, and slip in some sexy lyrics to a nice beat. Even the Beatles had some songs that were pretty suggestive. Here are some lyrics from "A hard days night"

It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright


A Hard Day's Night 
Oldies were sure full of sexual tension most people these days don't notice. Unlike modern day songs, some of the  sexual references in oldies were a little less noticeable as they are today. While Barry White was more open, he put it in a classy way any girl could like. 



Thursday, June 9, 2011

Ken breaking up with Barbie?

Have ya heard the latest news? Ken is breaking up with Barbie over her ruining the rain forest. This is a very cute way of addressing an important issue.

Greenpeace made this  video showing what Mattel is doing to the rain forest. I personally love animals, and wouldn't want to buy something that is killing their environment for no reason. To learn more about greenpeace and what you can do head over to their site. www.greenpeace.com

Marcel the shell


This is sure to brighten anyone's day.