That's What She Said Monday

[holding a spray bottle] I'm gonna squirt you.
That's what she said.

And you were afraid it'd be too much.
That's what she said.

[a coke that fell down] It fell down and I couldn't get it up.
That's what she said.

[yelling at my dog not to touch my food]Don't try to lick it.
That's what she said.

Good luck to those college kids who have mid terms this week or soon. I may not post a ton this week, I really do need to study. Happy Monday!

21

Miss the old sound to music? Sick of all the auto tune, and lack of talent in today's artists? Adele is a singer with talent, and a very old school vibe.

21, her second album was just released Feb 22nd. I absolutely love her! Her first album, 19 had one of my favorite songs, Chasing Pavements. Not only are the songs unique, but they are catchy. Her newest album 21, is named after how would she was while recording. These albums just has so much real emotion. I am definitely getting tired of, "lets get drunk and just have random sex" techno songs.

Adele is huge in the Uk, but I am not sure how she is over here. I'm always looking for something different then main stream in the US, and she really stands out. If you haven't heard about her, check out the music video above.


21 is a great album for anyone looking for a collection of emotions on one CD.Some emotions are depressed over a break up, but then finding the courage to quickly pick yourself up."Rumor has it" is a very soulful song about dealing with a break up, and finding someone new. This is one CD I would actually pay money for.

If you have no idea who I am talking about, like I said click on the video, or just google Adele 21. It won't be a waste of your time.

A pictures worth a thousand words

What item doesn't belong in this picture? I find this pretty funny, since I was at a Sports store.



Can't figure it out?

Hm, what is that box in the yellow circle. It looks like a table mate. Why would they be selling tv dinner trays by the weight lifting equipment.

Why I stopped reading Cosmo

A women is wearing a very tight, and provocative outfit. SEX TIPS is written right next to her. Sounds like a issue of porn magazine doesn't it?  This is the cover of almost every issue of Cosmo Mag. I used to read this magazine like it had all the answers to every silly sex tip until I realized, why the hell am I reading this?

For those of you who don't know Cosmo is a magazine with articles towards women. Sex tips, fashion, how to lose weight, all the things women are "obsessed with". I used to read the magazine all the time looking for new tips to improve my sex life, until I realized half the things I read I would never use, or were repeats.

Cosmo is full of the articles of what he's really like, or dating advice. I've found out with experience most of these articles are obvious or just full of fluff, and way to take up space on a page. They even have an article saying what his hugs mean. Come on now, give me something that isn't so obvious. I have so many friends that read these dating articles, when they really should be talking to a good guy friend about guy advice. How can a women tell you how men are? They can't. The best they can do is poll men on questions, but that gets boring. 

Women want to be independent and strong, but we are constantly reading articles about men.Why? No article is going to help you be happy because a man doesn't make you happy.

In my personal opinion Cosmo is just a a cheaper one step down from porn magazines women are too afraid to look at. Look at the covers and you tell me if you can tell a big difference.

   

All three magazines look pretty similar.  All three offer pretty much the same basic elements, people half naked, and random articles. I think cosmo lacks good articles anymore. You'd be surprised the good music articles playboy has. 

It amazes me how women over analyze everything. No wonder why I do, I used to read articles about stupid things. Cosmo features an article " what his facebook status means". If the man is a hoochie, the only way to find out is talk to him. People will be who they truly are, and if he happens to be a man whore, there isn't any article out there that will change him.

So Ladies if you wanna know how to get a man, stop reading Cosmo, the $4.99 you spent on it won't help. Want some hot steamy sex tips? Read something online for free. Stop reading the silly advice articles. Be independent, and in that time of discovering yourself you will attract someone.

 

Spring Fashion

It may be cold and dreary for those lucky ones, but spring is near, and that means spring fashion is hitting the stores. Along with the spring fashion are the fashion shows. Those can be pretty interesting.

Most people want to dress good, and feel good, but some fashion is just beyond me. I like to dress up, but it's very simple colors with a 50's office appeal. I stick to classics. Some of the fashion show collections are a bit out there for me. Let's take a look at some of the trends glamor magazine features online.

 This doesn't really seem like a happy spring time outfit to me, but then again I do not go with the trends. The blue wrap on her head really distracts me away from everything. 

 This outfit seems more reasonable for the everyday person. It looks very laid back, but with a nice dressy look.

This piece is a bit confusing in my opinion, it's a dress meant to look like a trench coat. Reminds me something a streaker would wear. I love trench coats, but as just that, a coat.

This has to be my favorite one. Minus the big sunglasses. I like the simple look to it.

Glamor Magazine did a good job highlighting some clothes real women could actually wear, but some other things were still a little too ugly or weird for my taste. In my opinion a pair of nice jeans, and a comfy t-shirt never go out of style.

Funny Commercials

The superbowl wasn't that long ago, and it made me think of all the funny commercials I've seen.

Have you ever seen a commercial, and thought it was an actual show? I have. I first caught the glimpse of a Geico commercial, the bird in the hand commercial half way through. Mindlessly flipping through channels I really thought this was real.

Here's a clip for those who forget, or haven't seen this commercial. 

 

Antique Roadshow, not the most thrilling show. I really thought they were trying to sell a bird in the hand. Kind of embarrassing, but I did caught it at the last couple seconds. 

This next commercial might make the men a little uncomfortable, but I am sure the women will laugh. 

 

I often wondered why so many feminine products, for those of you afraid to say tampons or pads, why were the girls so damn happy? I am no where near happy, and definitely don't wear white pants!  

This next commercial has to be my all time favorite. I can't wait until one day when I'm old and crazy like this. I am so going to be that crazy old lady down the road raising hell.

Do you guys have a favorite commercial? Feel free to comment. :]

Aw, look at the stubby one.

That's what she said.

It's so little, whats the point?

That's what she said.

It's too big.

That's what she said.