That's What She Said Monday

[holding a spray bottle] I'm gonna squirt you.
That's what she said.

And you were afraid it'd be too much.
That's what she said.

[a coke that fell down] It fell down and I couldn't get it up.
That's what she said.

[yelling at my dog not to touch my food]Don't try to lick it.
That's what she said.

Good luck to those college kids who have mid terms this week or soon. I may not post a ton this week, I really do need to study. Happy Monday!