College Town: Mt.Pleasant & CMU

Just another thursday walking out of my apartment to go out and I see this.

Gotta love a college town. Funny thing is his beer wasn't even opened yet.

Royal Wedding: Kate and Prince William

It's a modern day fairy tale, and something you can not escape when flipping through the channels. 

Who here is sick of hearing about the big event? I sure am. I am glad to see two people found love, but does their break ups, life history, and plans for the future have to be plastered on tv?

Any article you can imagine is online about Kate. Even things she has to give up when she becomes princess. She  can no longer be known as Kate or eat shellfish. Or darn. That's a real setback... Yea, If I were marrying a princess I wouldn't care what anyone called me. I would be set for life!

My one last beef about it all, they keep calling her a common citizen, middle class. She went to one of the most elite colleges in England. Paid $500,000 to go to school. That does not sound like someone that is middle class.

Who out there is getting sick of every small detail about the prince and soon to be princess?

 

That's What She Said Monday

[Tony playing call of duty]

I just stuck you.

That's what she said.

[Playing video games]

 Ah come on.

That's what she said.

[convo online about that's she said jokes]

i like using real life ones

That's what she said!

 

This week's " That's what she said is a little short [ that's what she said!], but check out our other posts] Happy Monday!

  

Tornado took my hamburger, Dodson arrested

After a tornado has just gone by your house, what is your reaction? Most people would be looking for damages to their home, and hoping everything is ok. There is always an exception to the rule, and the video you are about to watch is that exception.

I love this! Food isn't cheap these days people!

In other news, Antoine Dodson was arrested. Have you forgot about him yet? Dodson did the famous auto-tune, "hide yo kids, hide yo wife". One video I just love. Back to the important issue, Dodson was arrested for none other then possession of weed. Priceless. Who would of guessed. 

Ah, some good ol' pop culture in the AM.

American Hero: Pat Tillman

 For many of us we grew up wanting to be firemen and police men, soldier and doctors. We played games and pretended we were such individuals that save lives in the everyday world. We played with GI Joes and toy guns running missions and maneuvers through gardens and wooded back yards. Climbing trees and crawling through mud to make the experience seem more real. We wanted to grow up and be real American Heroes.

When I hear the words American Hero, I do not think of John Wayne, GI JOE or even Chuck Norris           (I hope I don’t get round housed kicked for that). I think of CPL. Pat Tillman who gave his life to this country by dying in another. 

This is not the case of a man that joined the army because he had nothing to do with his life and no place to go. This is not a man who couldn’t find work without enlisting in the military. Pat Tillman was a TRUE Hero.

Pat Tillman was a United States Army Ranger killed in action in an Afghani mountain pass on April 22, 2004. He was hailed an American Hero by the military that claimed he was “Killed In Action” however it was later found through investigation he died as result of friendly fire. 

The men who fought with him through many engagements with the enemy burned pages of his diary and uniform trying to cover it up. He died so meaninglessly and yet he didn’t die in vain.

Pat Tillman gave up a lucrative NFL career making hundreds of thousands of dollars to join a cause he truly believed in. That is what makes him a hero. He gave up the good life for the life of the soldier because he believed he could make a positive change in the world. 

How many of us can honestly say we would give up so much for something so little based off belief, to better a world and people in it? When the majority of people are busy blaming others for an economic crisis or begging for handouts there are a few brave people out there that are making sure we keep what we do have.  They do this without question and don’t expect credit for it. These are Real American Heroes.

Olsen twin eye wear line

I'm sure you remember the olsen twins. They were the cute little girl on full house. What happened to them?

Lately in the news they are some creepy looking hobo "chic" girls.

 

In latest news, the Olsen twins have started up a new eye wear line. Let's see what Yahoo! news provided us with.

Yea... I wear glasses, and I don't wanna have obnoxious frames or look like Harry Potter. Thanks though!I guess at least they are trying...

Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" cover, and college towns

 The buzz all over the net is Lady Gaga's new Cd cover.

 A picture is worth a thousand words, and this one is screaming cheap photoshop! Some of you " little monsters" might get pissed, but come on even some of the fans are made. This is pretty sad. An artistic that is making a ton of money comes up with this cheesy cover. I've said it once, and I'll say it again, Lady Gaga's time in the spotlight is coming to an end.

On a more interesting note, here is just another Saturday night at 2am.

This dude was really blowing some chunks. He seemed very happy though. No joke. Putting his hands up, and screaming profanity. It was a very epic night to be at McDonalds.

That's what she said Monday!

I bit it.

That's what she said.

[Tying a bow]

Tie me up.

That's what she said.

[Talking about drinking milk]

I got a couple good drips

That's what she said.

It's gonna break.

That's what she said.

Happy Monday!

Why women are superior to men..

I feel bad for the male species. Not only do they have their most precious area just out there, very easy for anyone women to kick, but women can also connive them to give us things for free.

Most men love beer, but do you see a guy getting free drinks out? No, that is what women are their for. Most women have this divine power, where we can just get things for free, but there is a catch to this. We usually gotta show a little skin to get it.

The feminist might argue all day how its degrading to show some cleavage to get something for free. I disagree. Think of it. I show just a little cleavage, and I once got some free food.No flashing involved. Just looking good on a nice day, and wore a nice low cut shirt.

If that isn't empowering, I don't know what is. Like the saying goes, shake what ya mama gave ya. I am proud of my curves, so why should I be ashamed of the benefits I can get? I'm not saying go become a stripper for a living.

Once and a while getting a free drink, or something in the lines that can make any women feel good.

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That's What She Said Monday

I'm kinda dry at the moment.

That's what she said.

[A friend singing Katy Perrys hot and cold]

Cause you're in and you're out

That's what she said.

[Talking about a garbage bag]

It's kinda big.

That's what she said.

[Skipping along down the hall with a friend]

That was really painful.

That's what she said.


Every Single -Thats what she said- from The Office by victoria36

Found this awesome video to go with That's What She Said Monday.

The Permission Slip

For most people working is a part of life, a very dual and boring part of life. Some people are lucky enough to get an exciting job, while others make best, and are happy to just have a job.

Co-workers always help the work day go faster, or can drag out the day. I am lucky enough to work around some very fun people. In between being a busy housekeeper, my co-workers and I find fun ways to pass the time.

It all started out as a joke. A male co-worker and I were passing each other in the hall and he asked to hold my hand. I of course laughed and said I don't think my husband would like that. My co-worker being the interesting character that he is simply said, well go get a permission slip. Over the last couple months my co-worker and I would have a run on joke about me needing to remember my permission slip.

Every time I would work with him he'd ask me if I had remembered my slip. I never intentioned on actually getting a slip, and I would reply no. Like any other work day I headed to break and then he said it, I got your permission slip. I busted out laughing in the break room.

Sure enough he held in his hand a permission slip from my husband giving him permission to hold my hand. To answer the question that popped in your head, no we didn't hold hands.

Working can be a drag, but with the right people work can be something a little less of a Debbie downer. Even though my job deals with a lot of unhappy guests, the people I work with help me get through the day.

Have you ever had an inside joke with a co-worker?

Rebecca Black Parody "Sunday"

Earlier this week readers at MUSH got to see the video of Rebecca Black. For some this wasn't new to you. If you were hoping the headache was over you were wrong.

If you wondered what was worse then "Friday" listen to a new parody, "Sunday". Add a good little church girl, auto-tune and a total rip on Friday, you get the lovely Sunday.

On debating whether or not to pick the front or back seat, you see  a sports car. Talk about church goers not being rebels. It's ok though, they are heading to church. 

If you can make it through the whole video you are a true champ.

The needy friend

It was a match made in heaven. Your eyes met, words were spoken and you knew it was meant to be. How did you live without this person? Since the first time you met, it felt like you knew them your whole life. Wait a second, not to get you confused, but we're talking about friendship, the needy friend that is.

Friendship is a very important part of life. I'm sure there has been a billion studies of how friends make you whole, but what about the friends that take things to a whole new level.

I once had the glorious time of having a needy friend. I would get more calls from her then my mother. I could not miss a phone call otherwise I was doomed to hell. I was a terrible friend, or I was in my friend's eyes.

For those of you who haven't had the honor of having a needy friend, let's take a look at what makes a needy friend:

• Needs to talk to you daily
• Gets jealous at the slightest sign of you having life besides them
• Thought you are lying if you said you were busy
• Blames your significant other on anything
• Always working around their schedule,never yours. Convenience isn't a good thing.

When I was young hearing from someone everyday was fun, and nice. As you get older schedules get more confusing,and sometimes you need alone time. To a needy friend none of this exists. 

There came a point that I didn't wanna answer my phone because I knew I'd get bitched at. I feared the phone, and the next text I'd get from her.

Everyone loves friends, and there comes a time where you gotta say enough is enough. That time came for me. It was bitter sweet. Strangely I still miss her from time to time. The weirdest part about a needy friend, once you said, "hey you gotta chill", its not their fault, and they never want to talk to you again.

Let's hope you don't have to face these needy people in life. If ya do,good luck to ya!

This post was dedicated to my needy friends. Call me sometime. You know who you are.

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Down with peace?

Just another day at the gas station. Seeing a upside down peace sign makes me wonder two things: 1. down with peace? 2. Too lazy to fix it?

Sex and the City

When the words “Sex and the City” are said, most men run and hide. There is an exception to the rule, either they are closet lovers of the show, or are gay. If you really think of it, why shouldn’t a guy love this show? It features sex, and boobs about every episode, has some raunchy stories thanks to Samantha. You’re girlfriend or wife will be ok with all the nudity because it’s a good show with a story line.

I was never big into the show at first. I watched a few episodes, and laughed at all the crazy sex positions. Than recently I got sick, and decided to rent the series starting from season one. Watching the show I found many ways to relate with the characters, and I got hooked.

To some this show my be unrealistic, to me it’s more realistic than half the bullshit on Mtv.

               

        All of us can find a mixture of Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte in themselves. Men and women need to find a way to spice things up like Sam, but stay innocent like Charlotte.

               

      I unfortunately can remember my Samantha Jones days, but quickly realized it wasn’t for me. It seems like everyone wants to be in that middle ground, to be a Carrie. She may have some bad luck with love, but finds it in the end. 

 Photo from Google

                Some may say this show is just a bunch of NYC skanks, but it has much more to it. So many people have gone through the heart attack every character on the show has. 

                In the end, friends will always be there. Just like on the show, when you are down and out, a friend is just a phone call away.

Get in shape, or let Zombies eat you.

Written by: Tony Starkey

        How do you work out? Do you find it hard to accomplish your goals? Do you find it hard to motivate yourself? I have the perfect solutions for you. ZOMBIES!!!

Physical fitness is relatively huge in the zombie survival area. Sure you might find it hard to believe but ask yourself this, does the fat guy ever make it out alive in the zombie movies? If you know a movie let me know because I can’t think of a single one.

                                                 Photo from the movie Zombie Land

Negative people are just as good as zombies. Consider the parallels between  Zombies and purely negative people. Both are never satisfied, they both act negative and lifeless, they both are extremely useless in life, and both are perfect motivators to get moving.

 Do you want a negative person or as my wife likes to say “a Debbie Downer” walking around adding there two negative cents in every conversation you have? Nobody does. Not even the negative people.

                Combat the negative zombies with physical fitness. Kicking your ass in the gym or even doing what you can on the floor of your own home can do wonders for your psychological self. Knowing that you gave it all can even defeat all those negative thoughts. What am I saying you ask? I’m saying that even if you are indeed a negativity zombie then working out can bring you to life as well.

                Keep in mind that as long as you work those muscles that you are growing happier with yourself and with the world around you. You will find that you have more energy and now you get to go see the world and the sunshine and all that jazz. Remember that the zombies can’t get you if they can’t catch you.

Links to Boost your workout:

http://www.fitnessmagazine.com/

http://www.menshealth.com

Sorry for the delay

Excuse my rant, but I would like to recap on some interesting news in the music industry. Or should I say the wanna be music industry. 

For those of you who have been out of the recent loop, lets recap on some major points. What do 13 year old girls do on fridays? This is what the whole song is about. The video strikes many questions for viewers. 1. What parents let a 13 year old go out with older guys on friday? 2. Why does she have the urge to say days of the week? 3. When will the ringing in my ears go away.

If you forgot days of the week, just watch this video. It's Monday today, not Friday. I gotta hand it to this girl for making a video, but the terrible ringing in my ear haunts my dreams. 

When will this trend stop?